Dr. Ruth's Daughter

Still motivated by Elon’s attempts to take my job, I’ve been cooking chicken and making salad dressing and doing other shit that would have boggled my 25 year old mind. But I made this and thought to myself “Damn that looks and tastes good,” and as I looked around the room at various humans throwing, spitting out or whining about food I had just made for them, it reminded me of my favorite Snoop Dogg speech: I want to thank me