Tag: mom life
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finding prince give-a-shit
So it’s early February, and if you have children you’ve definitely already knocked either rsv, stomach virus, flu or strep off your bingo card this year. We’ve hit 3/4 and I’m hanging on by a thread. Spent a few days managing vomit from son and husband, then a spontaneous early morning puke from the 2…
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Snoop Dogg and salad
Still motivated by Elon’s attempts to take my job, I’ve been cooking chicken and making salad dressing and doing other shit that would have boggled my 25 year old mind. But I made this and thought to myself “Damn that looks and tastes good,” and as I looked around the room at various humans throwing,…
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This girl
On Friday this newly-skunked girl woke me up at 2am. It took me a while to hear her whining near our bedroom door to get out, because Mike had his noise machine on, which he doesn’t usually. When I let her into the hallway, she paused by the door of her toddler-nemesis. I prodded her,…
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Potty brain
When potty training a toddler it’s really all you think about. Took a long time for me to figure out why Target had practice potties in its dollar section (but I was stoked!).
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Overheard- Playground Edition
As the self-appointed Margaret Mead of the playground set for the last decade, one of my true delights is listening to the conversation. Yesterday I beheld one of the most confusing, yet common, patterns seen in the late 30 something toddler mom, the not-so-subtle dig. “I think I know you from [blah blah hiking trail].”…
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Dr. Ruth's Daughter 